Well ain't he a handsome, fuckable, right dirty old beast
Looking like upon some pussy he wants to feast
Maybe yours? Your sister's, your mom's, who the eff knows
This wolf is howlin' mad, just a lick to curl your toes

Come on over, he says with a savage grin
This wolf ain't so bad, he just loves sin
Knock on your door, blow your house down
All to treat Red Riding Hood to a hot night on the town

Teasin' and pleasin', slicked back his fur
He had all his shots, he's no mangy cur
Three little piglets named Maude, Sandy and Peaches
He's all pimpin' and swagger, he's good to his bitches

Oiled up torso, just slick enough to be classy
He rounds up the ladies for that one perfect lassy
They coo and they swoon, overpowered by his charms
Then sweeps them off to his bedroom, captives in his arms